The inspiration comes from these pages,
My life seems to go by in stages.
1st stage: childhood, running around free.
2nd stage: tragedy, my mom taken away from me.
3rd stage: Isolation, locked in the cell that was my room.
4th stage: loneliness, she left me way too soon.
Now its time to find the 5th stage,
Now its time to turn a new page.
5th stage: happiness, I can see it now.
So close within my grasp, can't hold me down.
I am ready to close the door on the old and open a new one,
The one that makes all the hurt be gone.
Pain is a part of every day things,
Helps you learn lessons to the extreme.
Saturday, June 14, 2008
She caught my eye...
Scanning down the rows, looking for the right one,
I came across a cute little smile that I wanted alone.
She looked at me and our eyes met for a second,
Could not believe the how perfect she is to check on.
I told some jokes to try and get a rise,
Instead I got some blank stares to my surprise.
I toned it down and talked serious for a minute,
She asked a few questions but I am still hesitant.
I want to know if she's into me, because she is beautiful as they come,
She asked me if I came into the city a lot like she was expecting me home.
I got her to work in my section, so now I have all summer to chase,
Can't stop staring at her sexy body and gorgeous face.
So now the real test begins, do i have the strength to do it again?
I came across a cute little smile that I wanted alone.
She looked at me and our eyes met for a second,
Could not believe the how perfect she is to check on.
I told some jokes to try and get a rise,
Instead I got some blank stares to my surprise.
I toned it down and talked serious for a minute,
She asked a few questions but I am still hesitant.
I want to know if she's into me, because she is beautiful as they come,
She asked me if I came into the city a lot like she was expecting me home.
I got her to work in my section, so now I have all summer to chase,
Can't stop staring at her sexy body and gorgeous face.
So now the real test begins, do i have the strength to do it again?
Friday, June 13, 2008
Pic of Day
If i was this size, i'd do the same thing. I would also buck them when my horns grew in, if this is in fact a deer, and knock them down and give them a deer dance. Chicks would totally dig it, dollar dance ya'll! Slow down, save some deer. You never know, you might be one somday....
Blonde Hair, Blue Eyes.... i am sprung!
Ok so been teaching this WSI class this past week, and there are about 3 or 4 really cute girls. It's def the only reason i been staying and helping, but I also have a lot of fun. I crave to be the center of attention at Camp Hillard. I love the fact that people laugh at me and find me funny there. I really feel like no other place on Earth when I am at a "camp setting". I have no idea why that is. But i love who i am when i am there. I am full of energy, I laugh and like everyone, and I am in the sun all day long. Absolutely three of my favorite things! U-GOD will forever be a part of my life. Coming up with the U-GOD was definitely one of those moments that remind me of Dave from Cali who used to come up with the most random things that I found so f-ing funny!! Anyways, back to my girlies...
So there is Eileen who is friends with Juliana, who i actually thought was sooo hot first. And she still is, but she's gotta man. So, i prob should've first, but i turned my sights to Eileen. but let's not forget first Stephanie..such a cutie, but so young. She has a beautiful smile, and her body is so on point! I just wish i could hang with her, but its prob gonna get me in trouble. So Eileen, is blonde and blue eyes, a killer combo, me being from CAli and all. But her personality is so goddamn addicting and she cracks me up. Not to mention that she's got an amazing smile as well. So after a few days, I have done nothing but flirt with her, and not in a private way at all. I am completely hooked on her. I dig her in so many ways. She has gorgeous eyes, she makes me laugh, and her body is sexy as hell, love her skin, no hairy arms, and sooo tan! She looks sooo hot! So she lives in New Ro, goes to Iona, and works at a day camp, telling me to visit during the summer. Now either she thinks i am funny as a motherfucker!, or she is into me. I am kinda trying to figure out which one it is cuz I am trying to step to her after classes but i feel like she runs out soooo fast.
Maybe if she dug me, she would hang and talk after class. Maybe she is embarrassed to do it in front of everyone. But the way she looks at me, i get that look, i can kinda tell she is into me. Always smiling at me. I wanted to ask her to hang tonight, but she ran mad quick. So i kinda took that as a hint that she didnt want to hear what i had to say. Or maybe she just aint in to me. She didnt give me that good reaction when i tapped her, but i do catch her lookin sometimes. But anyways, plenty of ladies tomorrow, and to be honest with you, for the first time i think since i been single, i am actually enjoying it. I am free to do what i want, and i love that. At least for now.. bt thats def a start. As long as that beyotch doesnt come around no more, I beeees Coool!!
So Monday, I am on Eileen like expect on orating! dig that! I need those digits cuz i really dig her.. we would totally have fun anywhere... anyways, love ya hillard! big ups to one! wagone!
So there is Eileen who is friends with Juliana, who i actually thought was sooo hot first. And she still is, but she's gotta man. So, i prob should've first, but i turned my sights to Eileen. but let's not forget first Stephanie..such a cutie, but so young. She has a beautiful smile, and her body is so on point! I just wish i could hang with her, but its prob gonna get me in trouble. So Eileen, is blonde and blue eyes, a killer combo, me being from CAli and all. But her personality is so goddamn addicting and she cracks me up. Not to mention that she's got an amazing smile as well. So after a few days, I have done nothing but flirt with her, and not in a private way at all. I am completely hooked on her. I dig her in so many ways. She has gorgeous eyes, she makes me laugh, and her body is sexy as hell, love her skin, no hairy arms, and sooo tan! She looks sooo hot! So she lives in New Ro, goes to Iona, and works at a day camp, telling me to visit during the summer. Now either she thinks i am funny as a motherfucker!, or she is into me. I am kinda trying to figure out which one it is cuz I am trying to step to her after classes but i feel like she runs out soooo fast.
Maybe if she dug me, she would hang and talk after class. Maybe she is embarrassed to do it in front of everyone. But the way she looks at me, i get that look, i can kinda tell she is into me. Always smiling at me. I wanted to ask her to hang tonight, but she ran mad quick. So i kinda took that as a hint that she didnt want to hear what i had to say. Or maybe she just aint in to me. She didnt give me that good reaction when i tapped her, but i do catch her lookin sometimes. But anyways, plenty of ladies tomorrow, and to be honest with you, for the first time i think since i been single, i am actually enjoying it. I am free to do what i want, and i love that. At least for now.. bt thats def a start. As long as that beyotch doesnt come around no more, I beeees Coool!!
So Monday, I am on Eileen like expect on orating! dig that! I need those digits cuz i really dig her.. we would totally have fun anywhere... anyways, love ya hillard! big ups to one! wagone!
Saturday, June 7, 2008
Matt Dwyer made America!
Read this posting by a man named Matt Dwyer and thought it deserved to be reposted here. America, FUCK YEA!
People who know me will say one thing about me, “That Matt Dwyer … he sure is proud to be an American.” To which I reply, “Fucking A. right I am.” I am so proud to be an American that every 4th of July I dig a little hole in the ground and feed it cake because America deserves a tasty treat. I am also known to run all the faucets in my house and laugh at third world countries. I know that some people may find this to be insensitive, but that is what they get for not being in America. I mean come on poor people move to America where we have everything!!!! Actually please don’t. I prefer America to be filled with Americans.
You know what annoys me, Matt Dwyer, American? Americans who complain about America. If you don’t like America, then go move to some place that isn’t America like Guam, France or Ohio. Personally I don’t mind paying the high gas prices that we have right now. It supports the multi-national corporations that keep this country number one. You know what else we shouldn’t complain about? The Iraq war. Yeah that’s right. Personally I believe we should bomb every one who isn’t American and then make them American even if they are currently living in America. (I have enough faith in our military that they can bomb specific individuals even if they are shopping at a mall and not hurt American civilians.)
The other day I was in a bar and some communist was yammering on about how America has a bloodied past and all one has to do is look to the Trail of Tears to find an example of the atrocities America is capable of committing. To which I replied, “Hey pal, kiss my sweet American taint. It’s not my fault they weren’t born in America.” To which he said, “Actually they were born here.” Then I corrected him and said, “No, we invented America when we brought Plymouth Rock from England. Plus Injuns have the ability to turn into birds and fly away which is just terrifying.” Then he said, “You’re an idiot.” And then I said (with American pride), “If idiot is a synonym for American, then you are right thus making me the winner … or should I say … making AMERICA the winner.
In short people, I am proud to be an American living in America.
If you still have any doubts that America is the best, here is a list of American things America has contributed to the world: Flight, guns, beer, car racing, cars, cookies, reality television, roller coasters, books on tape, boobs, flip books, Flip Wilson, walks on the beach, all-you-can-eat buffets, champagne, Las Vegas, laser light shows, Greece, freedom, 24-hour marts, tumblers, tits, the electric chair, tits, confetti, Liberace, massage parlors, divorce, infidelity, God, America, The Age of Enlightenment, garage sales, hammers, gay bashing, cheek implants, obesity, face punching, gum, guys named Gary with extended bellies and small bathing suits, strip malls, hair, gorillas, Bruce Willis, soup, forced entry, arson, carpet, paint-by-number sets, Norman Rockwell, drum machines, peas, cans, Velcro, the number ten, Wombats, When Harry Met Sally, time machines, lip blisters, hair metal, falsies, moisture, the red stuff in thermometers, British humor, the works of Caravaggio, lesbian three ways, the assembly line, fast food, a rare form of syphilis, Hooked on Phonics, grey hair, tits, old men spitting up, velvet, the book of Deuteronomy, ham, crystal meth, Abercrombie and Fitch, drive bys, assless pants, explosions, boobs, boobies, tits, that feeling you get right when you realize you were lousy in bed, Tupperware, moss, red, bad credit, tits, fist fights, tooth decay, shaved balls, reach arounds and math.
Thursday, June 5, 2008
Lehman College can suck my LEFT NUTTER BUTTER!
So today, I went into my school specifically to file for my teaching license. But I found out, as there are always plenty of surprises at Lehman College, that somehow i am short 6 credits in my major so my graduation is not valid at this point. Obviously, I was not mad yet, because I knew that this had to be mistake, as Lehman makes plenty of them every day of the Fuckin year! I went to the registrar's office and they were shocked that I did not get a letter from them telling me this. They told me they were "backlogged" and that is why i did not get a letter sooner. How much Bullshit is this?!? Wtf is backlogged anyways? Was she laying down in the sun in a lake on a log? I gott SOOO Fuckin pissed off after she said that to me. Like it was my fault that this was not taken care of. How is this my fault? And why does the school that I pay for, not give a SHIT if i graduate or not on time? You wanna know why, because they want more money. And they will get it if i do not graduate. I will continue to pay for the semester and pay extra as a non-matriculated part-time student.. Schools=business. At what point in history did this happen? Because I am realizing it first-hand that Schools=a business. ITS FUCKN BULLSHIT! I am almost 30, and I have stayed an extra year and a half in college because of this fuckin school and its fuckin non-organizational skills!
I am def going to look into why they do not just put in a program, where the classes are laid out for you in front of you, and you just have to go in order and take those classes. Why are there bullshit fuckin courses that people can choose to take or not, that will not or will or maybe count on your degree? I dont get it. Other schools can do it, LEHMAN COLLEGE CANNOT! And it fuckin pisses me off! I hear every day how students from this school have to stay longer because one professor said one thing, and the other said another, meanwhile the administration is saying something completely different. Every time you wanna sign up for a class, here's what you have to do: 1) get written persmission from that department 2) take that permission to the registrar 3) get a registrar's signature 4) take that to the undergraduate department 5) get their signature 6) take that to the computer 7) sign in and plug that code into the class you want 8) and pray that they accept that you got the right signatures from the right people... and 9 times out of 10, you didnt so you have to do it all over again. Last year they dropped all my classes without even informing me and I had to late register, which means, pay extra!!! LEHMAN COLLEGE CAN SUCK MY LEFT NUTTER BUTTER!!!!
I am def going to look into why they do not just put in a program, where the classes are laid out for you in front of you, and you just have to go in order and take those classes. Why are there bullshit fuckin courses that people can choose to take or not, that will not or will or maybe count on your degree? I dont get it. Other schools can do it, LEHMAN COLLEGE CANNOT! And it fuckin pisses me off! I hear every day how students from this school have to stay longer because one professor said one thing, and the other said another, meanwhile the administration is saying something completely different. Every time you wanna sign up for a class, here's what you have to do: 1) get written persmission from that department 2) take that permission to the registrar 3) get a registrar's signature 4) take that to the undergraduate department 5) get their signature 6) take that to the computer 7) sign in and plug that code into the class you want 8) and pray that they accept that you got the right signatures from the right people... and 9 times out of 10, you didnt so you have to do it all over again. Last year they dropped all my classes without even informing me and I had to late register, which means, pay extra!!! LEHMAN COLLEGE CAN SUCK MY LEFT NUTTER BUTTER!!!!
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