This Turds for YOU!

I have come to the conclusion that I am too hot for ugly girls, and too ugly for hot girls. I am not sure why i just had this epiphany, probably has something to do with the fact that i am extremely picky when it comes to who i bang. But, i have no standards when it comes to making out... Not sure how healthy that is, but i am sure, it cannot be worse than the time i had to take a dump out in the garden because i was locked out of my house every night.. oh the glories of being a kid and having an evil stepmother! This turds for you NANCY@!!